- What have you got in your mouth?
- Don't eat that! Don't touch that!
- No, no no!
- C'mere you little monkey!
- Not a toy!
- If you sit still while I change you, Mommy will give you Mr. Potatohead to play with (small parts!)
- Come back here!
- Monkey
- Be careful!
- Don't put that in the toilet
- Aww you are so cute!
- Dog food isn't food!
- Eat it, you'll like it! mmmmmm
- Sleepy time now okay?
- Don't pull Mommy's hair
- You're going to pinch your fingers!
- What are you doing?
- Please don't pee on me! (carrying a naked baby)
- Gosh your heavy!
- You are SO smart
- No please
- Mason!
- Here, play with this pot & pan, whisk, tv clicker, cell phone, (insert household item here)
- Mommy is going to get you! (Chasing him on all fours across the living room)
- You are so fast!
- Mommy loves you!