Last night Mason and I were cuddling in bed. I was trying to calm him down for sleep and he pointed at my chest and said ‘boobies’. So I figured this would be a good time to explain anatomy.
I asked him if he was a boy and he stated, ‘Yes, a big boy!’ and I asked him if I was a boy (he said yes). I told him that Mommy was a girl and that girls had boobies and vagina’s. And boys had a penis. Just like Daddy. I repeated this lesson and he seemed to get it.
Then he tried pulling my pants down to confirm I didn’t have a penis. Okay that’s a bit too much learning!
This morning while we were in the shower, he points at my crotch and yells, “OH NO! No penis!”
I guess he figured I’d lost it.
I did lose it, laughing.
What a kid!